How to Make Friendship Cookies

Here's an easy-to-follow recipe on how to make friendship cookies, disaster flavor.

Ingredients:
2 ½ cups of insult, mashed
1/3 cup of insensitivity, roughly chopped
3 tablespoons of egotism, whipped
2 teaspoons of arrogance
a dash of negativity
a sprinkle of pride, if desired

Directions:
Preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius (350 degrees Fahrenheit/Gas 4).

Combine all the ingredients in a stone-cold bowl of reality. Mix well. The dough will be very stiff.

Shape into balls and drop very wide apart on a baking shit ehrr... baking sheet. Bake in VERY HIGH heat at 1000 Degrees Celsius for about 1 hour until dry and burned.

Let cool (you wish) on a wire rack.

Drizzle melted trust over cooled cookies. Serve with a dollop of coldness and pride.

Tip:
Best served warm with spoiled milk!

Enjoy!