Wednesday, February 13, 2008
It's The Season of Love
I ever wonder what do you really think or feel about Valentine’s Day?
It may be a romantic or just another day for some. But no matter how you feel about this day, I guess you will agree with me that love (so wildly misunderstood) is wonderful and necessary. Right? =)
Share your thoughts.
My love to all!
Monday, February 11, 2008
How to Make Friendship Cookies
Here's an easy-to-follow recipe on how to make friendship cookies, disaster flavor.
Ingredients:
2 ½ cups of insult, mashed
1/3 cup of insensitivity, roughly chopped
3 tablespoons of egotism, whipped
2 teaspoons of arrogance
a dash of negativity
a sprinkle of pride, if desired
Directions:
Preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius (350 degrees Fahrenheit/Gas 4).
Combine all the ingredients in a stone-cold bowl of reality. Mix well. The dough will be very stiff.
Shape into balls and drop very wide apart on a baking shit ehrr... baking sheet. Bake in VERY HIGH heat at 1000 Degrees Celsius for about 1 hour until dry and burned.
Let cool (you wish) on a wire rack.
Drizzle melted trust over cooled cookies. Serve with a dollop of coldness and pride.
Tip:
Best served warm with spoiled milk!
Enjoy!
Brain Dead
I’ve been sitting here and staring at my computer screen for hours already. I just can’t concentrate on ANYTHING at all!
It seems my brain cells have stopped transmitting electrical impulses all over my body. In other words, I’m in a state of complete brain function loss. Yayy!!!
Surviving the inevitable post-holiday doldrums is really difficult (fyi, the Chinese New Year public holidays have just ended). It sucks! Long vacations surely make your nerve cells (or neurons) to become non-responsive.
This is bad. Really bad.
God help me.
